Facts i created out of boredom

Malaysian facts:

1. Malaysian are nice people. Why? Whenever accidents occur, they will slow down their vehicles to see whats goin on and causes heavy traffic. That shows that they 'care'!

2. Malaysian people are very considerate and carefree. Why? They'd rather let foreigners earn living here because they felt the foreigners need the job better than themselves. Goyang kaki is better than earning a little bit thru hardworks.

3. Malaysian love sports. If not, why would they fought the police over football?

4. Malaysian are quite rich, no, they are filthy rich! People could spend over rm2000+ for chivas in one nite. Can afford luxurious cars, 'buy' contracts,bail out and many more. That means they ARE rich, rite?

Crappy facts:

1. Do u know that mineral water with enough minerals dont freeze in the freezer? (i alyways put the mineral water in the refrigerator freezer..and it doesnt freeze..only as cold as ice..

2. Women are crazy about something all the time, while men,if they are crazy on something, they will be crazier but not for long.

3. Celcom UPAX is very cost-saving. RM10 can last for days if not frequently used. Or in other words, WISELY used.

4. ASUS laptop last longer than HP Compaq due to its ventilation system.

5. An old Volvo can spin 720 degrees if driven 120km/h in a corner.

6. Heavy smoker[s] can hold their bad habits if they wanted to/had to.

7. The word 'Bistro' can make a difference in price range.

8. A few meals in Williams can be substitute with a shirt from G2000.

9. A DotA game can last for as long as 90 minutes averagely.

10. DotA game can bring people together, as well as introduce people with new friends.